Are man-boobs REALLY that interesting? April 21, 2005
Posted by Martin in : Computers , trackbackI took a peek at my web statistics today and found that the 2nd most popular search word for my site is ‘man boobs’. This phrase relates to an article last week about me getting fat.
It’s made me wonder just what kind of people I’m attracting and whether possibly I should model a new business opportunity around the man-boob curious market.
I’ve had a search for ‘Rohypnol in Bangkok’ and there’s a few searches for ‘Horny’.
It seems that for every web entry which contains some bizzare phrase or topic, it is likely that somebody somewhere will be searching for it.
Purely for my own amusement I tested a theory a few months ago whereby as long as my page is being spidered and as long as I include some improbably rare phrase in it, I could get to the top of google’s search results. Creative marketers now are doing this purely so they can claim they are ” the number one leading [profession] according to top search engines”.
By deliberately entering “Worlds most passionate lover” into todays blog it is likely that within a few weeks I’ll legitimately be able to say that I (Martin Pavion) am the worlds most passionate lover according to leading search engines. I love how manipulative marketing can be and how online marketers can really use this to their advantage.
I’m going to paste a few phrases below just out of interest to see if I can get ranked number one for them. Feel free to check them in google in a few weeks time to see how I’m doing. You’ll have to enter the phrase exactly otherwise it’s unlikely I’ll be number 1.
Worlds most intelligent man
Worlds most interesting website
Worlds most impressive man-boobs
Worlds most productive employee
Worlds most enterprising man alive
Thailands most interesting farang
Worlds most passionate lover
World’s most intelligent man
World’s most interesting website
World’s most impressive man-boobs
World’s most productive employee
World’s most enterprising man alive
Thailand’s most interesting farang
World’s most passionate lover
It might be fun to be able to include a few of these phrases into my CV 
I successfully got my worlds most passionate lover ranking at number one before. I spent a little bit longer repeating that phrase in the old webpage but because it’s such a niche I have a feeling I can get to number one again.
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