Don’t Take Your Guide Dog to an Orgy April 5, 2005
Posted by Martin in : Creative / Humour , trackbackIt’s not how long their tongue may be or how you like their tail,
A guide dog is not yours for sex, or you might go to jail.
I know it’s rather tempting; you dog was trained to please,
But in the morning he’ll be sore and you’ll have all his fleas.
Don’t take him to an orgy, you won’t be welcomed back,
He’ll pee upon the bedding and put his nose in all the cracks,
Your dog’s trained to protect you, he’ll think you’re in a fight,
You’ll not be very popular should he decide to bite.
So teach him to give blow jobs, when you need to boost your life,
It’s clean, its fast, it’s a lot more fun and he’ll never tell your wife.
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