It’s easy to be horny March 30, 2005
Posted by Martin in : Thailand , trackbackWanee Phom mee a-rom
Today I am horny (literally ‘in the mood’).
I am delighted to have a new word available to me in my mission to perfect my Thai language. This word alone has, blasted open my spectrum of dumb, blasphemous or just plain stupid utterences which I am likely to blurt out at the wrong moments.
Ta phom du chang suaay mak phom ja mee a-rom
If I see a beautiful elephant I will be horny
Phom me a-rom mua ma baa jubjub thao phom
I am horny when a crazy dog kisses my feet
I have decided learning a language can be fun if I can use it to be stupid. I can relax, it is more fun and I still get to practice my pronounciation, my grammar and my vocabulary.
It’s only taken me 3 years to build up the motivation but now I can express my carmal desires to any warm blooded mammal, I think I’ll enjoy living here quite a few years more.
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